Christmas Jokes For Kids
Where do snowmen go to dance? Sent in by Charley
-A snow ball!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Sent in by Anne age 6
-Jungle bells, jungle bells!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Sent in by Siobhan age 8
-Frosted flakes!
Knock Knock Sent in by Rebecca age 10
- Who's there ?
Holly
- Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !
Knock, knock. Sent in by Paul
- Who's there?
Wenceslas
- Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home ?
Knock, knock. Sent in by Charley age 9
- Who's there?
Doughnut
- Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas Day !
Knock Knock! Sent in by Mary age 9
Who's there?
Hosanna
Hosanna who?
-How's sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
-We have central heating and no chimney !!!
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck? Sent in by Alexandra
-Christmas Crackers !!!
What do you call Santa Claus's dog? Sent in by Richard age 7
-Santa Paws !!!
What do elves learn at elf school? Sent in by Simon age 8
-The elfabet !!!
Who says "oh oh oh" ? Sent in by Mary age 10
-Santa walking backwards !!
How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack? Sent in by Paul (teacher)
-Only one - after that it is not empty any more !!
What's a child's favourite king at Christmas? Sent in by Annable age7
-A stoc King !!!
What's an ig? Sent in by Charlotte age 10
-An Eskimo's house without a loo !!!
Why don't reindeer like penguins? Sent in by Emma age 11
-Because they can't take the wrapper off !!
How does a cow say Merry Christmas? Sent in by James age 7
-Moowy Christmas !!
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? Sent in by Jack age 9
-Santa Pause!
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