Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes For Kids

 

Where do snowmen go to dance?        Sent in by Charley

-A snow ball!
 

 

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?          Sent in by Anne age 6

-Jungle bells, jungle bells!
 

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?              Sent in by Siobhan age 8

-Frosted flakes!
 

 

Knock Knock                                                      Sent in by Rebecca age 10 
- Who's there ?
Holly
- Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !  

 

Knock, knock                                                    Sent in by Paul                                                       
- Who's there?
Wenceslas
- Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home ?

 

Knock, knock.                                                              Sent in by Charley age 9 
- Who's there?
Doughnut
- Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas Day !

 

Knock Knock                                                              Sent in by Mary age 9 
Who's there?
Hosanna
Hosanna who?
-How's sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
-We have central heating and no chimney !!!

 

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?    Sent in by Alexandra

-Christmas Crackers !!!

 

What do you call Santa Claus's dog?                         Sent in by Richard  age 7

-Santa Paws !!!

 

What do elves learn at elf school?                              Sent in by Simon age 8

-The elfabet !!!

 

Who says "oh oh oh" ?                                                Sent in by Mary age 10

-Santa walking backwards !!

 

How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?      Sent in by Paul (teacher)

-Only one - after that it is not empty any more !!

 

What's a child's favourite king at Christmas?                          Sent in by Annable age7

-A stoc King !!!

 

What's an ig?                                                                             Sent in by Charlotte age 10

-An Eskimo's house without a loo !!!

 

Why don't reindeer like penguins?                                          Sent in by Emma age 11

-Because they can't take the wrapper off !!

 

How does a cow say Merry Christmas?                                  Sent in by James age 7

-Moowy Christmas !!

 

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?                Sent in by Jack age 9

-Santa Pause!
 

 

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