Christmas Jokes For Kids

Here’s is the collection of  Christmas Jokes and Riddles for kids that you have sent in.

Do you have any Christmas jokes you would like to share? Send them to us by email and we’ll include them here.


What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? — Christmas quackers!

Sent in by Niamh Callaghan, age 11


Why did the turkey play drums in his band ? — Because he had the drum sticks

Sent in by Kya O’Reilly


What does Santa use to measure? — Santameters!

Sent in by Briana, age 7, from US.


What do you get when you cross ice and Christmas? — A cold Christmas!

Sent in by Clodagh aged eight from Piltown, County Kilkenny


What do monkeys sing at Christmas? — Jungle bells

Sent in by Amy aged 7 from Cork


What do you call an elf who steals gift wrapping paper from the rich and gives it to the poor? — Ribbon Hood

Sent in by Nia, age 9 from Dublin


What do elves eat for breakfast? — Snow flakes

Sent in by Lily, age 6 from Wexford


How did Santa Claus open the front door? — He used a tur-key

Conor age 4 and a half from New Zealand


What do you get when is Christmas in a Bakery? — A miss spy

 Aoife, age 7, who lives in Wellington, New Zealand:


What did the T-Rex say when it was Christmas Eve? — Merry T-Rexmas


What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?      – A pineapple!

Sent in by Charley aged 7 from Dublin


Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?    – Santa Jaws!

A  Christmas cracker joke


Lotti: knock, knock

Maddie: Who’s there?

Lotti: Dexter

Maddie: Dexter who?

Lotti: Dexter halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la laaa, la, la, la, laaaaa!!!!


What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?    – A Holly Davidson!

A  Christmas cracker joke


What do you call Santa’s little helpers?     – Subordinate clauses!

A  Christmas cracker joke


What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?    – A Christmas Quacker!

A  Christmas cracker joke


What is the best Christmas present in the world?   – A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

A  Christmas cracker joke


Why don’t dogs make good dancers ?   – Because they have two left feet!

A  Christmas cracker joke


Why is it so cold at Christmas?    – Because it is in DecemBrrrr

Sent in by Sally Ann aged 6


What do you call Santa Claus on a beach?    – Sandy Claus!

Sent in by Amy aged 9


Who gives presents to baby sharks?  – Santa Jaws!

Sent in by Jason aged 6


What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations ?  – Tinsel itis..

Sent in by Samuel age 7, Meath


What’s white and goes up?     – A Confused snowflake !

Sent in by Charley age 10, Meath


What does the Turkey eat at Christmas?  – Nothing  cos he’s stuffed!

Sent in by Carl aged 5, Laois


Why does Santa have three gardens?    – So he can Ho Ho Ho

Sent in by Anne age 9, Galway


What is green, white, and red all over?    – A sunburnt elf

Send in by James age 9, Dublin


What do you call an old snowman ?     – Water

Sent in by Mark age 7 from Cork


Where do snowmen go to dance?    – A snow ball!

Sent in by Charley, Galway


Funny Christmas Jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?          Sent in by Anne age 6

-Jungle bells, jungle bells!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?              Sent in by Siobhan age 8

-Frosted flakes!

Knock Knock                                                      Sent in by Rebecca age 10
– Who’s there ?
– Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !

Knock, knock                                                    Sent in by Paul
– Who’s there?
– Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home ?

Knock, knock.                                                              Sent in by Charley age 9
– Who’s there?
– Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas Day !

Knock Knock                                                              Sent in by Mary age 9
Who’s there?
Hosanna who?
-How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
-We have central heating and no chimney !!!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?    Sent in by Alexandra

-Christmas Crackers !!!

What do you call Santa Claus’s dog?                         Sent in by Richard  age 7

-Santa Paws !!!

What do elves learn at elf school?                              Sent in by Simon age 8

-The elfabet !!!

Who says “oh oh oh” ?                                                Sent in by Mary age 10

-Santa walking backwards !!

Jokes For Christmas


How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?      Sent in by Paul (teacher)

-Only one – after that it is not empty any more !!

What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas?                          Sent in by Annable age7

-A stoc King !!!

What’s an ig?                                                                             Sent in by Charlotte age 10

-An Eskimo’s house without a loo !!!

Why don’t reindeer like penguins?                                          Sent in by Emma age 11

-Because they can’t take the wrapper off !!

How does a cow say Merry Christmas?                                  Sent in by James age 7

-Moowy Christmas !!

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?                Sent in by Jack age 9

-Santa Pause!


If you have any Jokes you like to see on this page why don’t you send them into the Familyfun elf at ..  [email protected]